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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
SEND ME A FRUIT
Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi- You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
the fact that pretty teeth are only known as “white” and “straight” is a manifestation of our hatred for minorities
Okay, okay, HOLD UP.
White teeth are healthy teeth; their color indicates that the enamel is clean. Straight teeth are also viewed as healthy because they tend not to cause painful infections in your gums or cause major problems for your teeth!! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEXUALITY OR RACE IT’S JUST DENTISTRY GOOD GOD
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years
this is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
*eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks*
im gonna solve mysteries so fucking good
bumble-bj